putter-on

My two roommates are on summer break right now. They are teachers and have quickly forgotten how difficult it is to get up after too little sleep. Between 1 and 5 this morning I was woken up several times by them. One came home drunk and banged around, slammed the front door, etc. She did it again a short while later. Then the other roommate and her boyfriend came home and did the same. They too woke me later, but with loud and ridiculously long sex. I am all for their premarital extracurriculars, but some hours are off limits. And it’s not like she tries to be quiet, she screams. It’s like she wants to rub in the fact that the other roommate and I are single. Still though, at least I’m not having fat sex! So I woke up at 6 and couldn’t get back to sleep. The payback begins. Blender, check. Hair dryer, check. Slammed doors, television, check check. Me, pms? No way!